This actually happened to me not to long ago! What I want to know is what the hell was so important in that kitchen cabinet that my neighbor had to find it while naked. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN???
Better question, why would your neighbor need clothes to scamper about her own home? If she's comfortable with doing that with her drapes open I say more power to her and hope she can impart that sense of comfort with us all. Oh yea, and is she single?
I remember it was probably my last year of high school, and my friend and I snuck off grounds to smoke, 'cause, you know, we were bad-ass like that... anyway, we were sitting on a bench on a street around the corner from the school, smoking and being bad-ass...
All of a sudden,a man wearing nothing but a sparkly g-string and cross-trainers goes running past in the middle of the road. We were like... *jaw drop, STARE, wtf?!*